7/26/07

Scissor Me Timbers!

I must have missed out on some subtle nuances going back and forth between Penny and Lowe. I mean, what are the chances two straight guys that happen to play for the same professional baseball team hurt their groins in back to back games? All I can think of is the South Park 300 parody episode where Mr./Mrs. Garrison becomes a lesbian after becoming a woman and becomes obsessed with lesbian bars and 'scissoring'.

Scissor me! Scissor me good!

That's the twisted, hilarious connection my mind made while the dodgers best pitcher might not miss a start in the best case scenario or miss a few starts and be d/l'd in the worst case scenario. Thank goodness the dodgers held on to win or the pain would've been unbearable.




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