Esteban Loaiza's on the DL. The dodgers seem content to keep Kuo in as a long man reliever. The dodgers' starters are starting to tire, as evidenced by delaying Penny's start by a day and pitching Lowe on short rest, which didn't work out well for the dodgers. There's a simple answer to this. Call up K-Shaw.
Most people own deadly weapons for self-defense purposes. Right now, the dodgers' pitching is starting to be assaulted by other clubs and it's time to grab the gun underneath the mattress and fire it at the intruders. I'm not a gun owner, but if I heard an intruder and I had a Clayton Kershaw under my bed, I'd shoot first and call 911 later. I wish I had a photo to post of this guy, but he hasn't even been promoted to Vegas yet, which might be a good thing. There's a few good movies of his incredible curveball on youtube. It might even be on the sidebar. The Kershaw semi-automatic special may not be the right answer, but the dodgers need to act quickly before the other NL west teams catch a fire.
5/19/08
Calling up K-Shaw.
Posted by tad swifty at 5/19/2008 02:01:00 PM
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