Piazza Retires

I'm sure his agent probably called the dodgers before doing so, so I won't go on with bright ideas about him signing with the dodgers to be Martin's backup and giving a drop kick to the current backup that throws back to the pitcher like 6 year olds do in little league. I wouldn't put it past the padres on picking him up. They could use any offense they can put their uniform on. Dodgers play tonight but I'll only get to see after the fact as it's the oooooh....american idol finale....oooooh!